*Honk Honk*

So as I get generally close to the end of my college life the giant 18 headed, 43 necked, 2 armed, 3 winged black beast from the deepest depths of the Arg-Nak forest of evil named Getting a Job looms ever nearer.  Even though its still a school year away I have started thinking about it now so I can possibly make it to being the day shift manager at Wendy’s, instead of the Chief Drive Through Consultant’s Assistant.  So with this in mind I get a Monster.com email with this as its featured job.  That’s right, they will PAY for my truck driving school!!  Wooooooooooo! Now, let me first say that I think driving a truck is a fine job, and that many people do it quite well. HOWEVER, should this really be the only job that is featured?  Seriously?  I understand that Monster sends this email out to many, many people and they need it to be appeal to everyone blah blah blah.  All I am saying is that it is a great offer and it is now a solid plan B.

Must…hold…out…

Day two without power.  It has been hard on all of us, especially Johnson.  He just paces back and forth mumbling to himself “what if someone emailed me…I am missing my shows…I can’t make coffee…” on and on, back and forth he goes.  I don’t know how much longer he can hold out, although I can’t say I blame him.  I was in the middle of a horde of Covenant when the power cut…the images still haunt me.  Did I get that elite? DID I? I may never know.  NO, the power will come back.  It has to.  We have to stay strong and hold off the unending boredom.  Always there, always pressing.  We have played monopoly 43 times now…I think Smith cheats…he has so many houses on his property, where does all that money come from.  I must watch him closely.  Jones made a promising discovery early today.  He found what he calls “books.”  There was a whole room full of them, if we can decipher their cryptic code we may be able to entertain ourselves a little while longer.  Just a little longer…

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